The Al Gore Virus –
Causes your computer to just keep counting and
The Clinton Virus –
Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus –
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus –
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
about what it did.
The Mike Tyson Virus –
Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus –
Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then
slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.
The Jack Kevorkian Virus –
Deletes all old files.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus –
Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus –
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus –
Only attacks minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus –
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
AND HERE COMES MY FAVOURITE …..
The Bush Virus – Once infected will attack and delete all nearby hardrives on a system for 4 years and then try to do it all over again for another 4 years.
AND THIS ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE:
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus –
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . .
then discards it through Windows.