Benson and the town rabbi

Sam Benson, the most notorious thief in the entire Jewish community, called on the town rabbi.

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“Sir, I found a purse full of gold. If it had been dropped by a Christian, I would keep it for myself as a mitztvah*. But since I can tell that it wasn’t dropped by a Christian because of this little Star of David sewn into the corner, I would like you to help me locate the owner.”

 

“Why of course!” exclaimed the surprised rabbi. “I’ll make an announcement in the synagogue. The owner will undoubtedly claim his property.”

 

A few minutes after Benson left, the rabbi discovered that his watch was missing. He immediately sent his shammes* to bring the man back, and sure enough, Benson had it in his pocket.

 

“I just can’t figure you out,” said the exasperated rabbi. “Here you return a purse full of gold and then you steal a watch that costs less than five dollars. I don’t understand you at all.”

 

“What’s to understand?” answered Benson. “When it comes to returning a lost article, that’s a mitzvah. But when it comes to stealing, that’s business!”

 

  •  [*”Mitzvah”, a good deed. “Shammes”, a sexton of a synagogue.]

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