“The New Colossus” – k0nslified

My spoof of “The New Colossus”, with a twist of my own “humour”:


My poem wasn’t appreciated, though. Let’s see:

…except FreeSpencer was the one who got booted


Give me your great server, even your poor ones,
Your overburdened HDDs yearning to be reformatted,
The glitched WHMCS on your insecure website.

Et cetera. Ad infinitum.


A Proposal for Roberto Muehlenkamp


Dear donkey Muehlenkamp,

I heard from a source that you’re involved in a new start-up where a new web page is to be launched, which has as it’s stated aim to “once and for all shut the Holocaust deniers up” – employing your esteemed “wall of text” technique which contain little or nothing of relevance to the actual subject, rarely nothing of substance, coupled with the usual tactic of obfuscation, a practice you have at this moment in time perfected during several decades.
I am good with technology and could be of use for your project. I heard you’re going with the Internet Information Services (IIS) web server, on the Windows platform, a preferential which I believe you should think twice (or even thrice) about, seeing as a *nix adopted solution is by far much more flexible and overall a “better solution” in every comparison I can think of. No, that’s not pushing it! It is.
To be more specific; I can convert the monkey web server into one which should be ideal for your operation – we can codename our fork “donkey web server”. This is something I can do for a very low rate, just because it’s you, Mr. Muehlenkramp. We could more than likely use the ‘Golden Monkey’ release as the base of our donkey-fork seeing as it is the most recent version, it contains much improvement over the previous version — for example, eye through the following changelog for version 1.3.0:

  • New default home page
  • New -b program flag to print build information
  • New support for ‘musl’ C library (–musl-mode)
  • Mimetype: extension lookup performance improvements (~50%)
  • HTTP: Add support for OPTIONS method
  • HTTP: Do not force content type on POST request (RFC2616 7.2.1)
  • HTTP: FIX #182 DoS bug on headers parser
  • Core: red-black-tree implementation upgraded to the lastest found on Linux Kernel
  • Core: initialize clock before loading plugins
  • Core: on segfault, abort program (core dumps enabled)
  • Core: set close-on-exec on Epoll, Utils, Logger and Liana
  • Events: extra checks and do not exit if a wakeup fails
  • Configure: improved tests and new autocheck for backtrace support
  • Signal: deprecate the use of sys_siglist
  • Utils: fix timezone time generator
  • Security (Mandril): new deny_hotlink directive
  • Auth: Fix base64 decoding buffer usage
  • Auth: Reject usernames if length does not match
  • PolarSSL: validate that TransportLayer config key exists
  • FastCGI: Fix request error logs
  • QA: new tests for if-modified-since feature

If this should be in your interest, please feel free to write me at i.am@k0nsl.org, with details.

Faithfully yours,

Donkey Web Server 404 Page Donkey Web Server 404 Page

Roberto naturally contracted me regarding my generous offer and gave a surprisingly fair rate which I accepted, without any reservations. I completed the project “to the dot” in absolute accordance to the demands made by Mr. Muehlenkamp. He is said to be very pleased with the results.

The Result


When queried, our donkey web server will show that it is running “Donkey Muehlenkamp”, the initial alpha version – that is to say, 0.1a.

PS: I deployed a live “donkey” web server on https://donkey.k0nsl.org/


I took down the running example of “Donkey Muehlenkamp”. I could not justify paying money for something like this out of my own pocket just for the lulz. I had it running for a few months, anyway. Many people thought it was very funny

Update: Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Heck, I found to my surprise that I indeed had resources not being utilised on ‘kremawurst’ so I put up “Donkey Muehlenkamp” in honour of our fanatic holocaust defender Roberto Muehlenkamp, with little or no changes to the content. You can see a running example of it here:


The only changes done to it was a little tweak in configuration + it’s now reverse proxied from another location (“derp”). So ya, that’s it

Enjoy, as always.


Holocaust Denier Roberto Muehlenkamp: The Grisly Truth

Roberto, secret Nazi, born in the jungle to bring down the Holocaust. Roberto, secret Nazi, born in the jungle to bring down the Holocaust.

We male and female anti-fascists of the Anti-Fascist League against Holocaust Denial know that one should never ever enter into a discussion with the racist, anti-Semitic and neo-fascist neo-Nazis, who cynically deny with pseudoscientific‎ arguments the commonly known historical fact of the world-historically unique murder of six million Jews by the inhuman Nazi regime. For these deniers produce their pseudoscientific‎ arguments in such a diabolically able manner that no normal person can refute them. For this reason we of the Anti-Fascist League against Holocaust Denial basically hold the position that the most effective and hard-hitting argument against Holocaust denial is Section 130 of our Criminal Code, which punishes said crime with up to five years imprisonment.

Unfortunately there are still anti-fascists foolish enough to try refuting the deniers on an objective level. Experience shows that this leads to no good results, as the deniers are hereby given an aura of respectability. Much more dangerous, however, is the fact that some Holocaust-denying neo-Nazis ably disguise themselves as anti-fascists in order to damage the true anti-fascists’ reputation. The worst of these trojan donkeys is a certain Roberto Muehlenkamp, who together with several of his companions from the brown swamp conducts the blog “Holocaust Controversies”. On this blog they constantly produce arguments against Holocaust denial, which are so feeble-minded as to create confusion among fellow humans with insufficient historical knowledge and arouse the impression that the deniers may be right.

Together with four other neo-Nazis disguised as anti-fascists – Jonathan Harrison, Jason Myers, Sergey Romanov and Nicholas Terry – Roberto Muehlenkamp put a thick screed in PDF-Format on the Internet, which claims to refute the Holocaust deniers Carlo Mattogno, Jürgen Graf and Thomas Kues, who cynically deny the existence of gas chambers in the camps Belzec, Sobibor and Treblinka (“Belzec, Sobibor, Treblinka. Holocaust Denial and Operation Reinhard. A Critique of the Falsehoods of Mattogno, Graf and Kues”). It beggars description what idiocies are produced here especially by Muehlenkamp. Among other things he claims that 28 people can stand on one square meter! Hereby Muehlenkamp maliciously creates the impression that opponents of Holocaust denial are a bunch of hollow-heads.

Now Mattogno, Graf und Kues published a response (“The ‘Extermination Camps’ of Aktion Reinhard. An Analysis and Refutation of Factitious ‘Evidence’, Deception and Flawed Argumentation of the ‘Controversial Bloggers'”), in which the idiotic arguments of Muehlenkamp and his brown accomplices are taken apart on over 1500 pages and the five supposed “anti-fascists” are exposed to ridicule. That was the objective of this false flag operation from the beginning.

Roberto Muehlenkamp dressed up as a donkey Roberto Muehlenkamp dressed up as a donkey

Who is Roberto Muehlenkamp? Thanks to years of research carried out under constant threat of life, in which she again and again infiltrated the neo-Nazi scene under false identity, our comrade Andrea Röpke brought to light the whole grisly truth about this man. Roberto Muehlenkamp is the son of the worst of all Nazi criminals, SS-Ober-Unterrottenführer Adolfo Muehlenkamp, who on 31 January 1933, the day after Hitler’s taking of power, with his own hands gassed three million Lichtenstein Jews in the giant swamps by Vaduz. (See Schmul-Habakuk Flunkerich, “Adolfo Muehlenkamp, the gas hangman of the Vaduz swamps”, Manure Editors 2013). After the war Adolfo Muehlenkamp fled with the help of reactionary circles in the Vatican to South America and erected a training camp for right-wing radical terrorists in the Colombian jungle. In this camp his son Roberto was born. (Our comrade Andrea Röpke was there, disguised as a midwife.)

On 1 September 2001, the 62nd anniversary of Adolf Hitler’s march into Poland, Adolfo Muehlenkamp flew to Afghanistan and met Osama Bin Laden in a cave, to concoct the attacks on the twin towers. (Our comrade Andrea Röpke was there, disguised as a jihadist.) Ten days later, in the night of 10 to 11 September, Osama Bin Laden and Adolfo Muehlenkamp met in a New York striptease bar, in order to put the final touches on their terror plan over whiskey and gin. (Our comrade Andrea Röpke was there, disguised as a nude dancer.) After the towers collapsed Adolfo Muehlenkamp flew back to Colombia and built a training camp for Holocaust deniers in the jungle, which was attended by, among others, his son Roberto as well as his neo-fascist companions Jonathan Harrison, Jason Myers, Sergey Romanov and Nicholas Terry. (Our comrade Andrea Röpke was there, disguised as a Shoa-denier.) Thereafter Roberto Muehlenkamp, together with his neo-Nazi accomplices, founded the website “Holocaust Controversies” and issued the mentioned ridiculous pamphlet against Mattogno, Graf und Kues, in order to make a mock of all righteous anti-fascists.

We appeal to all anti-fascists and opponents of Holocaust denial to under no circumstances visit the website “Holocaust Controversies” and to beware of the trojan donkey Roberto Muehlenkamp and his brown accomplices!


Author: Lesbileila Dummermouth, President of the Anti-Fascist League against Holocaust Denial
Source: Holocaust-Leugner Roberto Muehlenkamp: Die grausige Wahrheit


The desperate face of a “Holocaust” Believer

To be capable of change is a principle very few people recognize. — Franz Holtzhäuser



This was probably my first “true” encounter with a so-called Holocaust Believer. I captured the images of him via his webcam.

These are 100% authentic reactions to the questions and answers I put forward to him. The Holocaust believer was — to my knowledge — ignorant of the fact that his webcam snapped these photographs…



My first message to him (Hello, I am Franz, I do not believe in the “gas chambers”, etc., etc,.)

” Hmm, who is this person??? “

I ask the Believer if he thinks the Germans “gassed” six million Jews

” Time to put on the ‘serious’ face “

The Believer says the Germans mass murdered 12 million people and Six Million Jews, the usual response.

I ask the “Holocaust” Believer for proof of these very serious allegations; what evidence are there for “gassings”?

The Believer replies: ” Everybody knows these stories are true “

I inform the “Holocaust” Believer that contemporary research has shown these stories to be scientifically impossible as alleged and nothing but lies.

The Believer is starting to become uneasy..

The “Holocaust” Believers reaction as I refer him to The Rudolf Report, Expert Report on Chemical and Technical Aspects of the ‘Gas Chambers’ of Auschwitz.

” Look at all the pictures of Auschwitz, all the dead people “, the “Holocaust” Believer is agitated.

I respectfully inform the Believer that the people on those photographs are victims of disease and of typhoid, the reaction is…unusual.

The “Holocaust” Believer has calmed down. ” Time to be serious “, he thinks for himself, ” No, the pictures shows people who was gassed by the Germans “

The “Holocaust Believer” looks at my message. I tell the Believer that he is wrong, that the Germans tried their very best to fight against disease and to keep the inmates healthy, and that not one Jew was ever “gassed”.

The “Holocaust” Believer cannot understand why I persist. He cannot possibly understand why the stories he has been told are lies. He does not know the answer.

” Anti-Semite! “, he furiously writes, in apparent lack of argument and utter frustration.

He feels very comfortable now, having used the “Mother Word”, the protective device of his mind; whenever he is confronted with something he cannot possibly understand or argument against, he will always use his protective shield – “Anti-Semite!”

The “Holocaust” Believer now has a jeering smile on his lips; the frustration is gone, he is feeling very confident and safe

” I can win any argument or debate this way “

The “Holocaust” Believer sees another, new message written by Franz. He feels fear and is starting to feel unsafe again; will Franz defy his “Protective Shield”?

I tell the Believer that I am not a ‘Anti-Semite’, that I do not hate the Jews, and that he shouldn’t be saying these things, as they are untrue, just like the “gas chambers” and other foul lies.

The “Holocaust” Believer writes, ” F*ck off, you’re a f*cking Holocaust Denier and an Anti-Semite!”

Awaiting a reply from Franz, who should just have abandoned this “Holocaust” Believer a long time ago, but it is entertaining to see the true face of a Believer, Franz believes it beats most other things in life.

Still waiting for a new message, the “Holocaust” Believer is starting to become nervous and anxious..

Franz does correctly by informing the Believer that his foul language and false accusations will not advance his arguments, and they will not make his belief in “gas chambers” a fact, for they are a invention of perverted minds, and also something which can never become truth; the white paper clip which previously resided in the mouth of the “Holocaust” Believer is quickly withdrawn.

I tell him that the photograph he sent is not a ‘gas chamber’, but is actually a shower, hence the shower nozzles, and I also inform the Believer that nobody today believes the Germans murdered Jews by using piped gas in one of the shower blocks; the reaction of the “Holocaust” Believer, yet again, intensifies, and the face is looking desperate.

” What should I do next? “, the Believer is thinking; Franz is refusing to let his people be accused of the junk-stories I’ve repeated!

When nothing else works, when all the “arguments” are used up, when the Belief has been crushed; it is best to put the stick in the mouth and screech, “Anti-Semite” once again

And leave the room in utter desperation, despair and humiliation – why do people Believe in the “Holocaust”?





Franz Holtzhäuser / Holocaust History News

The person depicted in this article is a run of the mill believer in the impossible as alleged “Holocaust” with it’s fantastically alleged “gas chambers” and other — more or less — stupid junk stories. If the person depicted wishes to have the photographs removed, he should contact Franz.

k0nsl.org has merely reproduced this article and has no responsibility nor liabilities for making the content available here. Besides, we don’t really give a hoot anyway 




Jewish Wisdom: The Tie Salesman

The Jewish tie salesman. The Jewish tie salesman.

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, ‘Do you have water?’

The Jewish man replied, ‘I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.’
The Taliban shouted, ‘Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!’

‘OK,’ said the old Jewish man,’ it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It’s owned by my brother and has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.’

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and whispered, ‘Your brother won’t let me in without a tie!’


Source: k0nsl-archives

Dated: 9/27/08


Holocaust Controversies’ Troll is “pwned”

Bernard got pwned Bernard got pwned

I recently came across one of the most prolific trolls of the Holocaust Controversies’ blog, somebody with the moniker “Bernard”. This person has a host of different monikers and spends his days “trolling” people.

But ultimately even a troll must meet his creator, and so the story goes. Bernard was pwned, there’s no other word for what the poor sod endured.

I’m very surprised he didn’t defend the child molestor.

To decide for yourselves whether or not this Holocaust Controversies’ troll was owned I’ve compiled two portable documents, see:


The video which this Holocaust Controversies’ troll objects to is the following:

So it goes. Next!